Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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