doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
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You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
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From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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