What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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