All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
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Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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