We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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