what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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