Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
its liver damage thursday
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