How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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