It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
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She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
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the gays at disneyland are vicious
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Omg I joined a choir last night...
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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