508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Is Oprah even human
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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