No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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