The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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