The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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