She said her name was "party"
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I didn't notice because vodka
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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