I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
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