Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
There's even glitter on my cock...
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
the raccoons are back...
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