it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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