Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
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I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
A+ Viking dick
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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