ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
