He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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