In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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