she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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