So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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