i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
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