I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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