You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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