yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
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I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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