I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
do herpes really smell.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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