when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
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I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
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We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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