What a fucking waste of an outfit
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
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Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
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Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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