Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I cut my penus on the lid.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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