Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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