Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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