what if I'm pregnant?
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ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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