Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
false alarm, still single
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