i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Did we literally take a cab across the street
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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