Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
