The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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