I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
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I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
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He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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