You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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