your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
someone get that fucking seahorse.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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