i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
