I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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