glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
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I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
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Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I deserve this hangover.
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