I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
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Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
A+ Viking dick
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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