sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
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At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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