I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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