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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
His nipple licking is glorious
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