their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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