It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
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I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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