When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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