i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
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What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
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Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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