Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
