what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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