I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
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He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
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Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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