I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
The power of my boobs compel you
Randomize
