is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Houston, we have a squirter
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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