i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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