Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
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Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
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i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
How naked do you want me to be?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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